Two women were walking down a street when they spotted a frog. The frog looked up and said, "I used to be a handsome, wealthy stockbroker, but I was turned into a frog. If one of you kisses me, I will be turned back into my original self. And I will be mighty grateful."

One of the women stooped down, picked up the frog and placed him in her purse. The two friends walked on for a while, but the other finally got curious and said, "Aren't you going to kiss the frog and turn him back to what he was?"

"Nah," she replied. "I'd rather have a talking frog."

:)